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Does A First 50
- 1 Shot If He Gives A First 50 A Buy Rating
- 2 Shots If He Gives A First 50 A Try Rating
- 3 Shots If He Gives A First 50 A Pass Rating(Basically meaning the game
he is talking about sucks ass.)
- Does a Free Play Friday
- Acts Somewhat Un-masculine (IE Getting Shocked)
- Wears 2 Shirts
- Introduces The Show With A Movie Reference
- Does Not Find Sarah's Gems of The Internet That Interesting(Drink your entire
drink if he appears disinterested with all of them in a single episode)
- Drink 1 Shot If He Gives A Weird WTF Like Expression About One of Sarah's
Gems of The Internet
- Somebody calls in and does not respond
- Whenever he talks about "Hot Coffee"
- Whenever he makes fun of Brendan(Drink your entire drink if he is imitating
Brendan)
- Whenever he is in the opening skit
- Yells "It Came from eBay!"
- Says "The Ol' IRC Chat Room"
- Talks About The LAN Party
- Eats Something Incredibly Nasty
- Says "Buddy"
- Uses Quote Fingers(You know the things Nixon used)
- Whenever He Uses The Word "Clearly."
- Whenever He Uses The Word "Pricey."
- Talks About The G4 Forums
- Argues It Is "Megaphone This" And Not "Pick Up On This."
Sarah
Drink whenever Sarah:
- Talks about Gems of The Internet
- Talks About A Damn Good Web Site
- Talks About A Damn Good Download
- Delivers The Feed
- Mentions Margarita Friday
- Tells Kevin He Is Not Paying Attention/Listening
- Makes Fun of Brendan((Drink your entire drink if he is imitating Brendan)-I've
never seen her do this but I'll tap the keg if she does
- Goes crazy or somewhat crazy during The Feed(Like she did when Microsoft
took Windows 64 bit)
- Takes a chat question from somebody who has had their questions taken like
a million times like Sithmaster.
- Introduces DVDuesday
- Wears her hair in some really crazy way
- Disses Kevin on the "It Came From eBay" selections.
- Is On The Couch(OK this happens all the time...might as well drink to it.)
- Eats Something Incredibly Nasty
- Eats A Pretzel
- Makes A Sexual Reference
- Does A Movie Review Or Is On A Film Set
- 2 Shots If She Is Gone For Several Days Because She Went To A Premiere
- Whenever She Says "Yaaaaa Knowwww."
- Whenever She Tells Kevin To Put The Boobs Down
- 2 Shots If She Starts Squeezing Them Herself
- 3 Shots If She Is Squeezing A Mousepad's Boobs Together
- Whenever She Shows Up On Geek Fantasies
- Freaks Out In Some Way(Like when she says "Yeahhhhhh" or Wooooooo"
or anything like that)
- 2 Shots If She Does 2 Freak Outs In A Row
- Tells Kevin It Is "Pick Up On This" And Not "Megaphone This."
Brendan
Drink whenever Brendan:
- Drinks
- 2 Shots If He Is Drinking With Drunk Vader
- Tries To Hit On The LAN Party Quest(Drink your entire drink if he actually
succeeds)
- Tries To Hit On Women While On Location((Drink your entire drink if he actually
succeeds)
- Is Not On The Show In The Studio
- Is On Location For A Story(Drink your entire drink if it involves drinking
- Talks About His Hair
- Says "Sooooo"
- Wears A Bright Pink Shirt
- Shocks The Hell Out of Kevin
- Is On The Couch With Sarah
- Delivers The Feed(Wait, that's Sarah's job right?)
- Gives Kevin A Weird WTF Look
- Whenever He Goes On Location For Something Totally Non-Tech Related Or Anything
Really Relating To G4(IE Mooning AmTrak)
Chris Gore(DVDuesday)
Drink whenever Chris:
- 1 Shot If Chris Gore Gives A DVD A Buy Rating
- 2 Shots If Chris Gore Gives A DVD A Rent Rating
- 3 Shots If Chris Gore Gives A DVD A Pass Rating
- Pulls Something Out From Behind The Monitor
- 2 Shots If It Is Pr0n Or Close To Pr0n
- Says How Big of A Collector He Is
- Beats Kevin's Ass With A Giant NES Controller
- Talks About ROB
- 2 Shots If He Actually Has A ROB With Him
- Talks About His Own Movie
- Goes To A Fan Film
- 2 Shots If It Is A Star Wars Fan Film
- 3 Shots If He Takes Brendan With Him
It Came From eBay!
Drink whenever:
- At Item Is A Piece of Toast Or Waffle With Something Burnt Onto It
- 2 Shots If You Actually Bidded On It
- 3 Shots If You Are The Seller
- 4 Shots If You Are The Seller And Bind On Your Own Item(For shame!)
- Is Something That Is Possessed In Some Way
- Is A Person Asking For Money For Something(IE That girl's 21st birthday)
Quest Hosts Or Other Miscellaneous Quests Or Characters:
- Pwns The Hell Out of A Member of The Forums(This one's for you bestps2gamer)
:)
- Drunk Vader Appears
- Office Jesus Appears
- A Caller Says Something Stupid And Gets Pwned For It(Like when Bruce Campbell
and Kevin pwned that kid)
- Happy Tree Friends Is Show
- Whenever The Crew Laughs At Something
- Hair Is Talked About
- A User Created Other Than Yours Is Show
- 2 Shots If A User Created Is Shown Just To Show How Bad It Was Or What They
Don't Want To See For A User Created
- A Person In A Furry Suit Is Shown
- Whenever The "Edited By Steve" Thing Plays
- 2 Shots If Steve Is On The Set
- A Mouse Is Destroyed(A computer one)
- Whenever The Attack of The Show Home Shopping Network Is Shown
- Somebody Is Banned On Live TV
- Whenever No Chat Questions Are Taken
- Margarita Friday Is Talked About
- 2 Shots If Margaritas Are On The Show On Margarita Friday
- Whenever Bad Relationship Advice Is Given On Relationship Thursday
- Whenever A Fake Quest/Interview Is Done(IE Tumor Ball, The Queen, Poker
Robot and so on)
- If You Already Downloaded/Played The Free Play Friday Before It Was On The
Show
- Leeroy Jenkins Is Mentioned
- Peter Rojas(Engadget) Says "Yeah!!!"(Drink your entire drink if
it is on a Flash soundboard featured on the show
- The LAN Party Quest Made The High Scores List
- The LAN Party Is Call of Duty-United Offensive
- The LAN Party is Unreal Tournament 2004
- The LAN Party Is Battlefield 2 Or The Demo
- The LAN Party Is An MMORPG
- 2 Shots If The Players Just Sit Around Or Dance During The Game
- A G4 Employee/Host Is The Quest For The LAN Party
- A ThinkGeek Product Is Featured
- Whenever Somebody Takes Credit For Something They May Or May Not Have Done
- The Word "Deranged" Is Used
- Whenever A Jinx Shirt Is Shown
- If Something From, You're The Man Now Dog(YTMND) Is Featured
- Drink Everything You Have If Kevin Rose Shows Up
- Drink Everything You Have If You Are Mentioned On The Show(Web sites, chat,
caller, and so on
- Drink Everything You Have If Morgan Is Co-Hosting(Hopefully all the fanboys
will pass out and not post any "Morgan Is Hawt!" stuff) :)
- A Lame Pun Is Made By A Co-Host Or New Host When One Is Chosen
Attack of The Show Forums
- Somebody flames somebody else at an inappropriate time
- If mboverload uses an image in a thread
- 2 shots if it is furry pr0n
- A Thread Is Locked
- 3 Shots If It Was Your Thread
- A Sarah Lane Is Hawt Thread
- A Thread About Kevin Rose Is Posted
- Whenever Chris Gore Makes A Thread Not About DVDuesday
- A Thread Is About An Opening Skit
- If An Anti-G4 Thread Is Posted
- If A Thread Asks Where Old TSS Staff Is Posted
Quick Play Rules:
To play a quick game or a game where you don't want to get insanely crunk select
between 3 and 5 rules from each category and only drink to the ones you've selected.
(Special thanks to jordan00, Valleylemon, OpticWind. QueenNzinga, cuethedanger,
qr4mbldeggz, and bufar72 for suggestions)
